Three coworkers – a meticulous brunette, a fiery redhead, and a cheerful blonde – had been noticing something peculiar about their boss’s routine. Every afternoon like clockwork, their manager would mysteriously disappear from the office. “If she can leave early, why can’t we?” they reasoned. The next day, they put their plan into action, slipping out right behind their unsuspecting boss.
The brunette arrived home with time to tend her prized rose garden before sunset. The redhead finally made it to her spin class, arriving early enough to get the best bike. The blonde reached her house giddy with excitement – until she heard strange noises coming from her bedroom. Peeking inside, she made a shocking discovery: there was her husband… with their boss! Carefully backing away, she spent the rest of the afternoon at a coffee shop.
When her coworkers suggested repeating their early departure the next day, the blonde nearly spilled her latte. “Are you crazy? I was almost discovered yesterday!”
