One afternoon, a man returned home early from work, only to discover his wife lying on their bed, struggling to breathe.
Worried, he inquired, “What’s happening?”
Stuttering, his wife answered, “I… I believe I’m having a heart attack!”
Without a moment’s delay, the man panicked and rushed downstairs to seek help. He was about to call 911 when his young son Johnny appeared, tears streaming down his cheeks.
“Daddy,” cried Johnny, “Uncle James is in the closet without any clothes on.”
The father’s concern quickly turned to anger. He sprinted back upstairs, flung open the closet door, and there stood his brother, completely naked, just as Johnny had said.
Furious, the man yelled, “You jerk! My wife is over there having a heart attack, and you’re prancing around naked, scaring Johnny!”
